Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes
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Forever doing ‘The Crotch Widener’.
I’m going to attempt to learn yoga from this.
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Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
HE BQUIK BROWN DOG JUPS OER HE LA DOG
THKBNFJDTHELAYDG
omg
THKBNF
JJSTHLAYGDGokay that’s nice keyboard
THKBNFJSVERTHGDLAYDG
oh
THE QUICK BROWN FO JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
You failed meHE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG
:(
HE QUIK NJUPS H DOG
Now I know I hit those keys, you unyielding monstrosity.
THKBNFJDTHLAYDG
HATSHANNNFHErfjelrfjlwekfjd!! WHATTEQUICKBRONOXUMEOVERTEAZYOG
That is also a test of my ability to type because apparently my pinkies are important.
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG
What on Earth.
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG
Casey we are KEYBOARD TWINS
HE QUIC BROWN OX UMPE HE Z OG
keyboard are you drunk?
THE QUICK BROWN FO JUMPS OVER THE LAZY BROWN DOG
X why you fail me.
TE QUIK BROW FOX JUPS OER TE AZY DOG
So close, and yet… So far.
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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
now. i. want. to. make. a. mass. effect. version.
anyone else in?
OMG I PLAYED THIS GAME ONCE AT SNAKES AND LATTES IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
Highly recommended. To all of you.
lmao it really was, wasn’t it
IT’S LIKE THE EVIL VERSION OF APPLES TO APPLES
OH MY ACTUAL GOD I NEED ITI have played this game, and it is amazing. Everyone needs it.
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
This is the reality I always face when it’s 2AM and I started the game at 7PM.